Elliot Connors, MC ’20
5. Help your local news outlet color in all those maps.
4.Hang around the high school you voted at and make sure none of the kids are smoking crack.
3.Offer to help polling officials go through the ballots to make sure each one was kissed for good luck.
2. In one year, head on back for your Class of 2018 polling place reunion.
1. Be the best goddamn rep Michigan’s Ninth has ever seen.
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